"Those sure are some chewy bum snacks! You can tell even though you are blind. Blind to the blink and blind to the soul. South to the blink and sand on the road. You are a man among men, and indeed, these ARE the days when men should learn to drink more. Say, is that an agitated mandrill over there in the courtyard?"

HE SEEMS DISTRACTED, LIKE YOUR FIFTH GLASS OF RUM PUNCH. HONESTLY, SUSAN, DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD PUT DOWN THAT CUP. YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF. REALLY. THIS IS EMBARASSING. I'M LEAVING.

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~tricky~monkey (insecurities?)