there is a 15% chance that you will throw a piece of furniture through a window.

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the odds are 5 to 1 in favor of you putting your fist through a wall. ..........

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the odds are 7 to 1 that the wall doesn't belong to you. ..........

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it is likely that you will cry over silly things, like a frozen cornish game hen in the meat department.

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