e v e r y b o d y w a n t s t o r u l e t h e w o r l d

there's a room where the light won't find you. it's behind the fridge. it takes you through a secret door. it takes you through a physics course where you are taught the correct answers to every question ever asked in the history of mankind. it takes you down a long tunnel where you have lunch with Krishna. It takes your wallet and asks for more. It offers you a pamphlet on cost-effective home heating. It kisses you on the cheek but remains 100% platonic.

............willissmokedcraCKANDKIMBERLYROBBEDTHedrycleaners: all.your.heroes.were.liars