CLICK THE BRONZE BOY'S EYES! HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS CAN I BE?

"Oh, hey Morris. How's it going? How are the bum snacks? How cross-eyed can you be? Are these the days where the men must learn to drink more?

1. " I will have you know, I am NOT deprived!"

2. Set your watch.

3. "They are chewy. I am I blind. Yes they are."

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